He said that he found a loophole in Mom's "Behavior Modification" plan: She only bought ONE gun & it resides downstairs. He waited until she finished huffing & puffing on the human hamster wheel (something called a dreadmill? You people are so crazy! Why don't you just run around the house like we do??), & when she got into the shower - he sprang into action!
My little brother is a calculating genius! He figured out that Mom wouldn't be too likely to catch him in the act while she was busy cleaning herself (really people? Don't you have combs on your tongues too?)
By the time she found him, the damage had been done & well, she COULDN'T punish him if he wasn't doing anything at that moment! Hehe!