We've done a bad thing...
So bad that steam was shooting out of our Mom's ears - kitties, never make your Mommies or Daddies this mad! She got a horrible, horrible thing to punish us!
... JayJay said that she didn't have any real proof that we did it, so we should play innocent. But I told him that somehow Mom knew we were the ones responsible for digging in the soil of the big plant that she bought when we moved in. She didn't say anything the first day it happened, she just cleaned it up... The second day it happened, she grumbled something under her breath that I didn't catch - something about rat buzzards or custards. I figured that if she thought the rat buzzards tore up the soil, then I'd just go with it - we were home free!
Unfortunately, the third day it happened she screamed our names - in the tone that we KNOW means business! We came running down the stairs to see what was going on. As she cleaned up the mess she was talking really fast - saying that she was going to buy a **gasp** gun & we kitties were going to be sorry we messed with her! Then she threw the broom in the closet & left in a huff!
...Whatever happened to blaming it on the rat buzzards??
So she left in the large silver monster & was gone for like, ever! It was practically dark by the time she got back - & no kidding, kitties - she got a real live gun! It's not safe at our townhouse anymore! It shoots real live water bullets about a bazillion feet in the air! What are we going to do?? Can you ask your Moms & Dads if we can come live with you???
Signed - A very scared Nico & JayJay