Tuesdays with JayJay

Jay: UH, I'M HELPING YOU WITH THE TOILET PAPER, BECAUSE...  UM...  YOU NEEDED TO GET RID OF THIS ROLL???

Tuesdays with JayJay

Jay: I'M HIDING!!  WAITING TO POUNCE ON SOMEBODY WHO PINNED ME DOWN 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T LET HIM BRUSH HIS OCD FURS...

THE THING THAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS HIDING PLACE IS THAT IT ISN'T ALWAYS HERE - YOU SEE, WHENEVER ONE OF US FEELS SICK, WE ALL RUN UPSTAIRS TO THE SAME COMFORTING SPACE...

OUR FAVORITE PLACE TO GET SICK IS ON MOMMY'S DUV-ET...  BECAUSE SIMON LOVES TO EAT SO FAST & GETS SICK, MOMMY HAS HAD TO WASH HER DUV-ET LIKE A SQUILLION TIMES SINCE HE GOT HERE.  THAT'S WHY SHE HAD TO GET THOSE SPECIAL DISHES TO SLOW HIM DOWN!!  HE DOESN'T GET SICK TOO MUCH ANYMORE, BUT SHE DIDN'T CATCH HIM THE OTHER DAY WHEN HE SCARFED DOWN NICO'S FOOD & SHE HAD TO WASH IT AGAIN - WHICH GIVES ME THE BESTEST PLACE TO WAIT FOR NICO TO COME UP THE STAIRS!!

OOH!!  OOH!!  I THINK I HEAR HIM!!  SHHHH!

Cat & Mouse

Jay:

MOMMY CAUGHT ME WITH A MOUSE THE OTHER DAY, WANNA SEE??

THIS IS THE ONLY KIND OF MOUSE I LIKE TO NAP WITH...  HEHE!

Simon & Jay

Simon: 

Hey Lady, I'm bumping bums with Jay!  We're almost friends now ...And you thought he'd be the one that would have a harder time accepting me - guess you had him & Nico confused!

ps. We hope no one else had any problems with blogger for the last few days - we've had problems posting, visiting & having our comments show up!!

Look Fast!!

Our Mom finally got a picture of all three of us boys together - she's thrilled!

'Course I was acting as if those two bothersome twerps weren't near me - Jay actually wanted his picture taken & right after the camera took the picture, Simon went after him...  *sigh*  We're still getting used to him - One big happy family, right?

I'M HELPING!!

Jay: 

ALL WEEKEND, OUR MOMMY HAS BEEN CLEANING & CLEANING - GETTING READY FOR HER FAMILY TO VISIT.  SHE PUT ALL OF THE FLUFFY WANDS THAT I CARRY AROUND IN ONE PLACE - BIG MISTAKE!!!  RATHER THAN POINT IT OUT TO HER, I JUST PUT THEM BACK WHERE THEY BELONG...

DOESN'T THAT LOOK MUCH BETTER???

WE HATE SIMON RANT!!

Nico & JayJay:

Ok, we know that this rant might not be too popular, but darn it we're taking our blog back to give the

TOP 15 REASONS WHY WE HATE SIMON!!

1. He's stinky - like a Tommy Cat!

2. He's WAY more food aggressive than Jay is! (Jay: NOT COOL!)

3. He has NO respect for personal space - always trying to headbutt us!

4. He's smelly!  Really, he is!

5. He follows our Mom around, looking for attention (Jay: SUCK UP!!)

6. He's sleeping on MY BLANKET!!

7. Mom called Jay a spaz after Simon startled him & he ranned thru the screen (Jay: WHO'S THE VICTIM HERE?? OH, & ATTIE - I AM NOT A MEANIEHEAD!!!)

8. He's SOOO Smelly - Seriously, can't you smell it???

9. He took over Jay's spot on the bed because our Mom can't stand to lock him in the bathroom!

10. He used OUR litterbox!!!  (Mom: in his defense, Jay - you used his!)  (Jay: WHAT'S YOUR POINT??)

11. HE SMELLS!! 

12. He took over OUR cat tree - Woman, move it out of the bedroom so we can use it! 

13. Our Mom now calls him her "cutie little meezer boy"  What the heck Woman, WHAT AM I???

14. He's making our Mom sneeze (Mom: boys - I was sneezing before he got here)

15. HE SMELLS BAD!!!

This concludes our rant - & ps. these pheromone collars smell awesome!!)