Ok, we know that this rant might not be too popular, but darn it we're taking our blog back to give the
TOP 15 REASONS WHY WE HATE SIMON!!
1. He's stinky - like a Tommy Cat!
2. He's WAY more food aggressive than Jay is! (Jay: NOT COOL!)
3. He has NO respect for personal space - always trying to headbutt us!
4. He's smelly! Really, he is!
5. He follows our Mom around, looking for attention (Jay: SUCK UP!!)
6. He's sleeping on MY BLANKET!!
7. Mom called Jay a spaz after Simon startled him & he ranned thru the screen (Jay: WHO'S THE VICTIM HERE?? OH, & ATTIE - I AM NOT A MEANIEHEAD!!!)
8. He's SOOO Smelly - Seriously, can't you smell it???9. He took over Jay's spot on the bed because our Mom can't stand to lock him in the bathroom!
10. He used OUR litterbox!!! (Mom: in his defense, Jay - you used his!) (Jay: WHAT'S YOUR POINT??)
11. HE SMELLS!!
12. He took over OUR cat tree - Woman, move it out of the bedroom so we can use it!
13. Our Mom now calls him her "cutie little meezer boy" What the heck Woman, WHAT AM I???
14. He's making our Mom sneeze (Mom: boys - I was sneezing before he got here)
15. HE SMELLS BAD!!!
This concludes our rant - & ps. these pheromone collars smell awesome!!)
