We are afraid your performance in the last few days has been abysmal & are questioning your continued employment with our firm. Not assisting us with our blog or helping us visit our friends is unacceptable. Insomnia & being busy at your day job are NOT plausible excuses. Until further notice, consider yourself on probation.
Nicodemus P. Meezer
President & CEO of Meezer-Bengalville
Simon H.A. Meezer,
Chairman of Nip & Foodies
JayJay the Bengal (mix)
CFO - In charge of Fever Wands
On a side note: We would also prefer you to sleep downstairs on the couch so that we are not constantly disturbed by your fish flopping antics.